so by now most of us have heard the news of joyce mckinney and her 5 cloned boogers! to give you the short and sweet, a woman went to south korea and had her favorite pooch booger cloned...into 5 puppies. watch the video below for more details.
actually let me talk for just a bit about the video and this crazy woman. first off this cost her up to $150k!?!?!? secondly she had to sell her house for the puppies?!?!? i can understand if you're just insanely rich and want cloned puppies, but selling all of your assets for it? by the end of the story, we've figured out that she believes that the spirit of booger has sent her these miracle puppies, not the hundreds of years of science that has brought such great knowledge of dna and the structure of the building blocks of life that we can clone an animal. i am impressed that the dog can do your laundry, but genetic manipulation? that's a talented dog spirit! near the end we find out that she plans to sell book and movie rights and create "boogers place" a dog training center...so maybe her $150k was more of an investment than we first realized?
wow, i'm so happy this woman exists, she alone has filled my crazy and funny meter for the day. but hold on folks! thats not the whole crazy story about our very crazy joyce mckinney! it seems as if our own dog cloning looney joyce mckinney is really bernann mckinney, former miss wyoming and mormon kidnapper?!
that's right, it seems that joyce took a trip to england in 1978 and was arrested for kidnapping and tying up mormon missionary kirk anderson and forcing him to have sex w/ her! now i really lover her! i mean i could sense that she was half there from the video, but it just got put up a notch! what do you have for us next joyce? tell me you had an affair w/ clinton! Hillary Clinton! yeahhh....
